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He really doesn't know?
the cubes have failed!
Or does it? Hello?
Dating a high-schooler is the mourning period.
I read your blog.
Then you should break up with your fake high-school girlfriend.
The lady made her choice and we're all just gonna have to move on.
Hmm?
It's a song from your old days in the Navy! Found it from one of your fellow "C men"
This is it, guys. We are on our way.
You're going?
I'm really, really not up for this. Whatever it is.
It's not weird at all.
so I dumped him.
I feel like getting blazed back in my Winnie.
Scratch out the "P" and turn it into an "F," like...
I got us a show.
That doesn't even rhyme.
Beef
It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
I've lived here forever, so... There are reasons for you to hang out with me
You don't remember me, do you?
What did you do with my sister?
but then I realized how stupid that would be.
Solo round!
I don't know. Did you?
♪ Let us show him ♪ ♪ what we're all about ♪
I think we should split.
New-new.
DOUBLE STANDARD!
She has to go. She knows we suck.
It's more like... Playtime?
This is my boyfriend, Jimmy.
Can't wait to hear it when it's finished.
It's milk and eggs, bitch.
Was that not clear?
I'm literally about to leave.
Scott Pilgrim!
Attack hug. That's so cute. So cute.
♪ No fun ♪
not have tea.
What do you want to think about?
we should break up or whatever.
Is Ramona with you?
Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else,
Wallace Marge Simpson
Yeah, but don't worry.
Have to go.
Hi, I was thinking about asking you out,
Didn't you get my e-mail explaining the situation?
Well, I...
And the Sex-Bobs are playing our grand opening tonight.
Bingo.
Presumably, you just saw some guy's junk
That's great...
Thanks.
You cheated on me with Knives?
And that's a wrap, everybody.
How do you guys all know each other?
I think this ex-boyfriends thing is messing with my head.
Not because Pac-Man looks like a hockey puck.
No, no, no, no. We haven't even held hands yet.
It’s a totally awesome castle
Look, I know Todd was bad news,
Why are you just standing there?
Sure.
Did I... stutter?
I'm nothing without my stunt team.
Oh?
So, did you guys, like, you know, do it yet?
Got any embarrassing stories?
We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us.
Ow! josh.
It's called a grind, bro
I'm what's happening!
Then you should break up with your fake high-school girlfriend.
So, what you're saying right now is we are dating?
I don't want any more bad blood between exes.
Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza Pizza for a slice.
Can't believe you're worried about me gaying up the place.
♪ My threshold ♪
You know, you need to sign for this, whatever this is.
Okay, gang, can we do this?
Thank you, thank you.
That's kind of sad.
You should rinse.
That's for me.
You don't have a choice.
I'm blowing up right now!
Your hair's pretty shaggy.
All right.
She's just some fat-ass white girl, you know?
Get ready to Chau down!
Well, someone got to second base last night.
That's not that bad.
You can do it. Be with her! It's your destiny!
Oh, my God. Just, oh, my God.
It sounded like you did.
K-O!
code number 827, imbibement of half-and-half.
Myself.
Well, I kind of almost died back there.
Yeah, still my girl.
That time with Lisa? That was a misunderstanding.
my name..... is ***matthew patel***
We are Sex Bob-Omb
Oh, God.
You know what? I'm not even going to wait
What?
Are you legitimately moving on
After a week and a half, I told him to hit the showers.
I'm a rock star.
They make movies in Toronto?
Changed it to what? From what?
Wallace? Uh-huh?
Wednesday.
Ovo-what?
Ha, that's actually hilarious
Ah.
That was... That was devastating.
Sorry, what are we doing?
Please excuse my brother. He is chronically enfeebled.
I forgot you guys don't have that in Canada.
He punched the highlights out of her hair!
Your club sucks, by the way.
!!!!!!!!! Excitement!
Estas esperando la mesa de pokar?
He's good, right?
You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
Oh!
Like, do I have ulterior motives or something?
beat my ass into the ground next.
Seven evil exes, yes.
Yes! But I didn't want Scott to know that, Stephen.
Open your eyes, maybe you'll see.
I will do everything I can to get out of the study group and come.
It's all blue.
What? Oh, Scott.
I told you, like, 50 times!
Oh, my gosh!
♪ On my mind ♪
I'm sorry about me.
Let's just break up now and get it over with.
What did I do?
Roxy? You know this girl?
Got a job at Amazon. Comes into my work.
but, yeah, I guess it'd be cool
I was thinking about asking to be your friend, but then I realized how stupid that would be
Uh...
Hey!