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I partake not in the meat, nor the breast milk, nor the ovum
You know what sucks? Getting killed by that guy.
Was that not clear?
Mmm.
We're going on stage at the same time?
I have to order something really cool.
This is my cool, gay roommate, Wallace Wells.
Aw!
Who the hell are you, anyway?
Nothing could beat Matthew's mystical powers.
Maybe you will see him. We're playing Lee's Palace.
Just a phase? You had a sexy phase?
My dating pitch:
Oh, my God. You guys haven't...
We did, but there might be some label guys there, so, you know...
You know?
Well, well, well,
so I don't have to evict you and feel all guilty and shit.
You wanna go?
Give me the bacon, and go do your dirt
Test
I'll take the one with soy.
Right.
Hey, I'm not done with you.
We don't use the E-word in this house.
If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?
So sad!
♪ And maybe we'll go ♪
Wow.
Thanks.
You're my role model, Envy.
Come on.
It's just... Well...
She's Chinese.
You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck,
Double Standard!
Now, you listen close, and you listen hard, bucko.
I got to go. It's been nice chatting with you.
It's not an issue. You know bands,
Hey.
Seriously, please be good.
You'll pay for what you did to him.
I meant scum of the earth.
Maybe you can move in with Ramona.
I'm really not in the mood for this.
I couldn't stop thinking about my stupid ex-girlfriend.
It’s milk and eggs…
What? Wait.
Is your girlfriend distracting you?
The only thing keeping me and her apart
I should thank you, though.
Bad!
She dumped him. It was brutal.
Okay.
Wallace Vs Marge Simpsons
That's incredible.
They're soft.
And...
You see another bed in here?
Hey, just out of sheer curiosity and concern
American.
I'm thirty five...thirtyfive.
Yeah, I don't know what it is about that girl.
Oh, my gosh, who are you battling?
until we get through this thing, for the band.
then you have to let her know.
And, Kim,
Why are you wearing that hat?
good.
No, it's Scott. It's actually me.
Can't we do our... For the band?
You know, so I told him you've got a really good sound,
I got to second base last night.
Is that boy a girl too?
What?
I really, really mean it.
Ureter, not uterus!
Oh, is he cute?
Just putting one leg in front of the other, like this. Walking.
Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.
Yeah, she's very mature for her age.
Mr. Pilgrim!
Well, I knew I personally rocked
to the library a half-hour ago?
That doesn't sound so good, either. No.
but you should go talk to her before she's gone.
Basically, you can't win this fight.
Nega Scott.
miles, video. add to list.
Scott Pilgrim!
Potatoes make you fat.
and they wanted you to open for them?
They're shooting this movie here right now.
but I never suspected that we rocked as a unit.
♪ Yeah ♪
If I can do that, we can do anything.
But I thought real hard about pouring it in that cup.
I have to pee.
Maybe first-and-a-half.
Double Standard!
You'd get fat.
Maybe we could exchange our information.
I'll show you how ancient of history it is!
I'm liking that.
Well, well, well,
Were you the Pac-Man guy? No.
Your BF's about to get F'd in the B.
Bad!
So, that girl from my dream...
I changed my mind.
What? Why?
Okay.
I mean, you guys are gonna be huge.
♪ Oh, no... My... ♪
Let me get you a blanket.
I hate her stupid guts!
Are you still mad about the whole thing with The Guild?
And a dorky hat?
Wallace. Duh!
Wow.
Step up your game, Scott.
Knives, that's Young Neil.
They know a lot more.
Look, I'm having a meltdown or whatever. Are you still working?
This guy's good.
Never mind!
Tongue.
Oh, God! I look so
What?
Well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes.
So there are reasons, for you to hangout with me
Well, it was nice meeting you.
So many friends
If I say yes, will you sign for your damn package?
You guys are so
Maybe next time we don't appoint three terrible deputy mayors.
No.
That's completely untrue.
Let's move, people, the sun is coming up.
Is that why you left New York?
But I'm part ass?
Okay.
Well, I'm not going anywhere,