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I beat the team that beat you!
It's for you, big guy.
And he was like, "You're in a band?"
♪ Into raw sewage ♪
Password?
If you knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying.
Okay, well, I'm gonna leave you lovebirds to it.
You may have to defeat my seven evil exes.
Scott?
I'm stalking him later.
Are you waiting for the @PrintInkling you just ordered??
Well, hey, if it's too hardcore then...
♪ Reaching my threshold ♪
I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
It's for sex.
She seems nice. Yeah.
So...
So this is a date, eh?
You know him, right?
Scott, evil ex. Fight.
I didn't mean for you to get dragged into this, Scott.
But it's only my first offense.
That's sucky.
She's totally here.
Tell him, Matty. Tell him, Matty.
Uh-oh.
Here, let me get your coat.
Looks like you're seeing double.
Hey, it's me again. Scott. Give me a call when you get this.
Yeah, I do that.
Thank you, Kyle
You can get to second and a half base tonight.
All right.
You've never been the dumpee?
Beer makes you day
It's hard for me to keep track sometimes,
Mr. Pilgrim!
I don't know. Are you with me?
Right now!
Yeah, good, good, good.
Ramona, I need to tell you something.
For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.
Did you read the new emergency decree?
Okay. Me and Kim are all good now, all right?
Mmm-hmm.
And I have to fight... Defeat.
You only played one note for that entire song.
Envy.
But I know how to get him back.
We're doing it. G-Man might be there.
Oh, well, hey, listen, man. Don't worry about it.
Oh! Scott.
Gay friends?
Give it a rest, Ramona. This is a League game.
What?
No, I don't drink. This is just Coke Zero.
Yeah, I have something I have to tell you, too.
♪ My Demon Hipster Chicks ♪
How does it...
Second password?
Uh, Scott Pilgrim?
It's been over a year since you got dumped
Prepare to die, obviously.
That sounds good to me.
weed makes you fat?
You guys sound way better without me.
You're a monster.
Wait.
He's filming a Winifred Hailey movie in Toronto right now.
Girl?
you're quite the opponent, Pilgrim.
-woo! -yeah!
I just can't...
I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party.
and I apologize for that.
Wow.
Some competish you are.
so thank you.
Really?
Yeah, I saw it.
Why him?
♪ I'm hearing ♪ ♪ voices, animal noises ♪
It is kind of sad.
Potatoes make you fat?
ME READING TODAY'S PAPER FOR GOVERNANCE
Seven.
I'll take the shotgun to kill myself with. Xd
You sure about that?
I want you to know I don't care about any of that stuff
Yes, does he wear an eyepatch?
I'm sorry, but that's pathetic.
Do that again and I will end you.
You don't know!
You're quite the opponent, Pilgrim.
You two make a good combo.
Everything does suck.
Dude, now I'm reading it.
♪ As far as we can ♪
You? Hurt?
Perfect!
What’s That From? My Brain!
so I think I needed this, whatever it is,
That's kind of a big question.
Hey, Jimmy, do they rock or suck?
You got to try and keep your emotions in check, man.
Well, you should break up with your fake high-school girlfriend.
How are you?
Oh, man, this is gonna suck. Suck!
What? No. I haven't seen her since the other night.
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'll take you for a ride ♪
♪ was waiting for ♪ ♪ the world to end ♪
Scott Pilgrim kick your teeth in!
Oh, no.
Hey, Scott.
It's not?
And you didn't bang her? Are you gay?
It's for Scott.
That is so awesome.
subspace highway running through your head that I like to use.
Hey.
Garlic bread is my favorite food.
What the hell?
I was really hoping to just leave it all behind me.
Yes.
three... Oh, I got it.
You haven't even seen him.
See? I'm not such a bad guy after all.
I think she's the girl of my dreams.
It's sudden death now, okay?
And you're dating a high-school girl. Not bad, not bad.