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kim pine gives jptheslayer the death stare for being bigoted
after I specifically told you not to... do that.
You're too good for him. Run.
I know of him.
that's gonna help me out in a critical moment of not dying, yes.
Scotty earned the power of love.
As in get out of here, or as in split, split?
Now he's this pretty good actor.
So...
She dusts.
Gideon is G-Man?
We're out.
Okay, this next band is from Brampton,
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
I swear to God, Scott.
Can we skip the dreamtime? Color me not interested.
no kidding
Scott, why are you doing this?
Hi.
♪ Oh, my ♪
What? It's like 6:00 in the morning.
And we have meaningful conversations about how yearbook club went
Yeah.
I know you're in here. Don't attack...
What do you play?
What?
Double standard
"My name is Matthew Patel, and... " Blah, blah, blah...
We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to watch
A week and a half later he told me
Happy Thanksgiving. Scott will never win.
She has men dying at her feet.
Only a record deal with G-Man Graves.
Oh, man.
Was she really the one?
Double Standard!
I'm sorry about everything.
Thanks, tool.
Well, that's legitimately disappointing.
I know you have reasons for not wanting to talk about your past.
Thanks.
♪ is just a rule ♪ ♪ that you demand ♪
Exes. Whatever.
I'm more than pretty good, ese.
So, how's dinner coming along?
I'm in...
That guy on bass...
You can defeat me, Scott,
Don't go!
Scott is acutely aware that his last salon haircut took place
It's a totally awesome castle.
Is she gonna geek out on us?
you're quite the opponent, Pilgrim.
Wait, who told you?
exactly 431 days ago, three hours before his big breakup.
Taste my steel!
Excuse me.
Does that mean we can make out?
All right, let's go.
Does that make you feel any better?
I don't know the meaning of the word.
just happen to be the next band in the battle.
What?
Is that seriously the end of the story
Shh!
Take it.
Call us when you're done.
Rango 2: One Bullet.
No.
After Jiu-Jitsu
♪ Our common goal ♪
♪ Reaching ♪
♪ Ramona ♪
sdagasdgsag agdwgweqwqrh
Doctor doctor I keep making rubbish Did the bin take you out yet
The what?
No kidding.
I'm sorry, I just assumed you were too cool to be here on time.
Yes, does he wear glasses?
Bread makes you fat?
Yes, like you said.
Wow.
Bad!
Scott pilgrim . Hmm? Soft Xylophone music playing
Tell me we didn't come out here in the cold
DOUBLE STANDARD!
Wallace, how do you do that?
I don't know the meaning of the world
Sweet. Love this one.
He punched a hole in the moon for me.
...two, one.
Double standard!
We are Sex Bob-Omb And we're here to wish you happy birthday and stuff!
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
We found a song for you Found it from one of your fellow "C men"
Nothing, we just shot the shit. He's just a really nice guy.
Yeah, we're terrible. Please, come?
God, what am I gonna do?
You dated a famous guy?
What happened?
Approximately.
So, thank you, Knives.
Wait, wait, wait!
No!
...four, three...
No, why would I get fat?
You're zero! You're nothing!
I'm not saying I want to go.
I can
At least it'll give us something to complain about.
Scott Pilgrim is dating a high-schooler?
Freeze! Vegan police!
Trump. Dereliction of duty. Lock him up.
Sounds like a bad time.
Yeah.
What's the deal? Seriously.
I will think of Envy Adams no more!
Grrr!
I just remember there being a lot of drama.
Why wouldn’t you?
My dick when I see Brie Larson
Hey!
because I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North.
Yeah, pretty much, I do.
We brawled and scrapped and fought for hours.
Dirty laundry. You're drunk.
Sweetie, shall we?
I don't know the meaning of the word.
That was a test, Sphyrwa. You passed.
Wow!
Fair trade blend with soy milk?
It was just time to head somewhere a little more chilled.
Your hair.
Lucas Lee.
We only kissed once.
"that we will be fighting soon.
It's all blue.
We're going to this party, retard.
At the same time?
Maybe next time we don't date the girl with 11 evil ex-boyfriends.
How could I possibly forget?
K-O!
I had this totally weird dream.
Should I be jealous?
On April 4th, 7:30 p.m., you partook a plate of chicken parmesan.
If we're gonna date.. you MAY have to defeat my seven(ty nine) evil exes
My neck.
I think there's a thingy over here, somewhere.