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You're jealous?
but are you saying Envy wasn't?
I FEEL LIKE I LEARNED SOMETHING
I was the other guy.
Forget what I said earlier. Finish him.
Wow, Zelda, Tetris.
Sorry.
Scott dated her.
Maybe you can put your history aside
A win is a win is a win is a…win
What? You...
If I strike out?
I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall, purple-suited dude
Here we go.
Hey, check it out, I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy II.
I mean, we can do this, right?
I saw her at the library.
You? Hurt?
Bye, and stuff.
And that's when he started paying attention.
The people need to hear us, Scott.
How old are you now, Scott? Like, 28?
or is this just you being insane?
I was only dating Lucas until the minute Todd walked by.
Double standard!
What?
You want to come with me?
Is that the Uma Thurman movie?
I should probably disappear.
Right?
Kim.
by She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named. So...
I heard she kicks all kinds of ass.
So, yeah, 8:00?
I thought we could go for a walk.
You don't know?
He and me.
What if I want the satisfaction?
And the year.
Are we done with the hugging and learning?
I'm too old for you.
♪ My threshold ♪
What? What?
hey, there she is.
No... I cheated on Duo with you.
...two, one.
[Meloboo] Scary music playing . Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak!
even if you haven't had a real girlfriend in over a year.
She'll geek. She geeks. She has the capacity to geek.
Scott!
Dude, I'm changing.
Wrong move, baby.
Knives!
Yeah, let's talk about something else.
I'm a little bi-furious.
Oh.
The Katayanagi Twins
Never... mind how I'm doing it!
I'm blowing up right now!
What about Ramona Flowers?
Wait. We're fighting over Ramona?
print isn't a debugger?
No fun
For the band? For the band?
Level with me. Did we suck?
my name.......................... is ****matthew patel****
Scott Pilgrim! Hey, buddy!
I've never been so sure about something.
She just moved here.
We met at the party the other day.
How warm my place is right now.
That's because the other 90% is filled with curds and whey.
No, it's okay. Why?
Maybe you could just give me a list of all of your exes
Hey!
♪ Everyone ♪
We are Sex Bob-omb,we are... ...here to give out a cool Pop!
Happy Thanksgiving Scott will never win
Well, well, well,
And he apologizes, too.
There are girls watching.
I mean, don't tell my sister.
For one thing, I didn't even get any. That was a joke.
You guess right.
They have this incredible French toast with bananas on it
Scott!
You have seven evil ex-boyfriends?
What Neil said.
on how and why you ended up dating this A-hole.
Maybe next time we don't appoint three shitty deputy mayors.
"Sure, you can meme that"
Every Pilgrim reaches the end of his journey.
Hey, I wanted to invite you over for dinner.
and Envy asked us to open for them.
I mean, she told me it was mutual.
She's got a point.
Yeah, yeah. Can I come in?
So I figured, why not be the bigger man and just give you a call.
Two gin-and-tonics, please?
Oh, you assumed wrong.
if cool people started wearing our T-shirt or whatever.
if she really is the girl of your dreams,
Ramona Flowers. What?
I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
I'll do whatever you want to do.
That one band with Crash, and those boys?
Hey.
I'm opening a new Chaos Theatre in Toronto.
Nestlé gеtting serious Let me talk my shit I don't givе a fuck about you, you bitch Hershey's is gay No one gives a shit Everything about Hershey's it stinks
Wow.
Was that not clear?
She has to go. She knows we suck.
What's her name?
Bad! Bad!
Don't let what's past ruin your future.
Being vegan just makes you better than most people
Whale, whale, whale,
Hey.
green tea, green tea with lemon,
And?
I believe I broke up with her.
Maybe I'm not the one you should have been fighting for.
Once we're on stage, you'll be fine.
Hey, so, can this not be a one-night stand?
The one after that is me pulling the trigger.
Hey, hombre.
Matthew was the only non-white, non-jock boy in town.
But I'm gonna need my own bed tonight.
I thought you didn't drink.
Hey, what's up?
I mean, I've never gone out with anyone so talented.
We need to play now and loud.
Beer makes you fat?
On April 4th, 7:30 p.m., you partook a plate of chicken parmesan.
That was harsh.
What happened with the two of you?
You'll never be able to do this to her.
Hannah broke up with Alan and now she's all into Derek.
That is evil.
I hope so, amigo.
So, how do you know Scott?
I can barely see you.
The seven evil exes? Coming to kill you?
Let's do it next week. Yeah, Tuesday.
Come on, guy.
REA #bakerydays
You kind of disappeared Yeah, I do that
Can we please stop all this fighting? Nobody stole anybody.
because she missed her best friend.
Sure! Come on.
give you psychic powers?
♪ Ha! You're not the brightest ♪
Oh, do you wanna know who in my class is gay?
Hey. You totally came.
Libraries remind me of grade school.
No, he literally has a way of getting into my head.
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Listen, Kung Pao Chicken,