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Everything.
Guess that's not very nice, but I used to be, kind of like that.
Here we go!
Let's do that one again.
You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.
Hey, buddy, look,
Your bf’s about to get f’d IN the b
That's impossible.
I distinctly remember you being very drunk off a couple of G-and-T's...
I guess.
She's on another level.
or will you be busy babysitting?
There you go.
Whenever we were making out I would just...
Yeah, I don't know what it is about that girl.
Oh No, I Got Sent To friday night funkin vs shard, i hope that shard wont destroy the moon whoops! now he will destroy the moon and kill me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Listen, as you know,
You're just another evil ex waiting to happen.
Scott, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona,
Boom!
Your hair is cute. I like it long.
I think I'll make it a decaf today.
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Might be a little awkward, but maybe
This thing claims its friday
Bad time? Not really.
I guess.
Great. Listen, I know you play mysterious and aloof
I'll leave you alone forever now.
I think act of God is a pretty decent excuse for a lousy date.
One more.
"Amazon.ca"
It was high school. She had freckles.
Okay. I'm sorry, that was all me.
It's so not interesting to me.
Like, with jetpacks.
No, no, I want to hang.
Wallace! Again?
一天一句
Her weak point is the back of her knees.
I've got beef let's do it
Yeah.
I can't hear anything you're saying.
That's it! You cocky cock!
Envy? Oh, shit.
That's kind of a big question.
Suit each other.
impossible. How can this be?
Did you learn that at Vegan Academy?
Second password?
It's complicated.
That was a test You Passed
You think we're going to sell our souls to you? Well, guess again.
I partake not in the meat, nor the breast milk, nor the ovum.
So? It looks nice blue.
Nobody: Did you read the new emergency decree? Everybody:
You don't remember?
Meaning your precious Scott must defeat me with his own fists.
You punched me in the boob!
Let's both be girls.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Scott.
Okay.
Oh, man, we're gonna get killed.
Nega ninja!
So, I can just get my coffee over here?
Right.
It's not like I'm gonna send you home in a snowstorm or anything.
Defeat your seven evil exes if we're going to continue to date?
Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,
You once we're a PEAKon
Knives?
Exes. Why do you keep saying that?
Really? Is she hot?
She wanted to move to Montreal,
I'm going for the Oscar this year.
You once were a vegone,
You want to fight me for her?
The League has spoken.
Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds.
that gossipy bitch
Yeah, is he a pirate?
It's weird.
It's sudden death now, okay?
Hey.
"Dear Mr. Pilgrim, it has come to my attention
I'm offended, Kim.
Oh, my God!
Well, I ain't moving, buddy.
Maybe I forgot to tell Knives right away.
a big deal of it or anything.
It's hard for me to keep track sometimes, There just SO MANY
You seem a little heightened.
You know what? He just left.
I want to take them apart.
Oh!
One, two, three, four!
I can read your thoughts. Your will is broken. You're through.
It's Gideon.
But I feel like I learned something.
In Toe-Ron-Toe?
It's not really that big of a deal.
Mam...mam...I'm a meme.
Will you man the hell up?
Fun? In Toronto?
♪ On my garbage truck ♪
Time heals all wounds, little brother.
And I really don't care.
Knives is with Young Neil now. She's totally cool with it.
Are you coming to my party Friday,
Stole him!
We are Sex Bob-Omb!
luckjons i got the discovered tickets and NOXX has gone good it continues to respond us and won't communite with nye labs directly we will consult the matter into labby hands---woo i mean whoh! intellgrint screened subjects i'm full of data about the friendly collusion and i'll turn it evil by you solving 7 riddles i chuck at ya. beat the countless clock i'll pyst that toothpick prock.
Okay.
I'm gonna...
I don't know the meaning of the word.
One, two, three, four!
P.S. Here's your stupid list.
Two hours! Two!! Hours!!
It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.
We really don't have to go to this thing.
Do you know *how long it took* to get all the evil exes' contact information??!?
you can cheat on these ladies all you like.
That's probably just because he's better than you.
But then Tamara claims she has dibs on Derek.
Do you want to keep going?
Hey, there he is.
Never mind how I'm doing it
Indie producer of the millennium.
Girl. Okay.
but can you defeat yourself?
♪ I'll take you uptown ♪
I'm too cool for you anyway.
Oh.
I know plenty of those.
Oh.
Oh, my God! Like, wow!
I mean, if it wasn't for me, Ramona would never have been with you
We are Sex Bob-Omb! One, two, three, four!
♪ Lift you up, every time ♪
I thought you might be more understanding.
Um, Envy...
Hi. He's gay.
Nega Scott!
What can I say?
Shut the... up, Julie.
Yeah, if that's cool.
Scott! Let it go.
It's all blue.
to get all the evil exes' contact information
This is Wallace, his roommate. Hey.
In the seventh grade.
Wallace Wallace
Knives, how did you meet Scott?
ow! ron.
It's been awhile.
Ramona dated twins? Apparently.