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Hey.
That's so not going to happen.
Maybe.
This is happening, right? Oh, yeah.
Lady-dudes. What do you know about Ramona Flowers?
I understand.
I'm sorry. I'm not usually like this.
So, what was all that all about?
Sign, sign, sign, and we are all set.
I thought you guys broke up.
♪ Send you my love on the wire ♪
Okay, my bad.
All right, let's do this.
Come on, we're going on in five minutes.
Okay, I'm getting tingles.
Tell your gay friends I said bye.
Oh, please, let it be soon.
So, what's on Monday?
I'm kind of banking on her calling you back
A gig is a gig, is a gig, is a gig.
Have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?
Sorry, what was your name?
They changed it because...
and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him.
Vegan?
Hello. It's Scott.
I'm gonna go pee due to boredom.
Amaaazing
I wanna have his adopted babies.
♪ Ramona ♪
I'm Stacey. Hey.
Scott! What?
There are, like, 200 steps, and the rails are garbage.
I mean, you can't say I don't know how to put on a show, right?
He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay?
I can't help myself around him.
No.
No, I just ate. Negative.
Then she stopped liking me.
Monday. Right?
♪ If you want to fight me ♪
When I got this idea, I just thought, "I have to do it!"
My dating pitch:
They just did a sound check and the acoustics in here are amazing!
Plus, I need you to move out.
♪ Get ready ♪
Did I ******* stutter?
Pretty much.
That's bullroar!
We're all peaches and gravy.
Hey.
I'll be fine.
I didn't steal anyone!
i'm thirty five ..........thirtyfive.
Did you speak to Ramona, then?
What is this place?
♪ Truck, truck, truck ♪
It's, like, three miles in 15 seconds.
I was just a little bi-curious.
What about our tea?
Hey, Ramona.
Hey.
She was Nat, when I knew her,
This guy at work was like, "Steve, you know anybody in a band?"
Yeah, good, good, good.
They have this incredible French toast with bananas on it
Out.
Briefly, briefly.
♪ My threshold ♪
Testing Testing
Anyway, night's not over yet.
They are totally bad-ass.
"Fair warning... Mano y mano... Seven evil... " Blah, blah.
Natalie? No one calls me that anymore.
who keeps yelling from the balcony.
Good, I play better when I'm in a bad mood.
But it would be cuter short, wouldn't it?
I wrote a song about you.
And then it was time
Hey. Yeah, I know.
Knives?
Don't you have a job to do?
You know me.
What would you do if your ex was in a band
Wait, wait, wait!
Well, if you strike out in the next hour, come find me at the castle.
Sorry?
I'd just like to live.
With the uniform and everything?
What? No.
This is ridiculous. Isn't it, like, April?
You know her? Tell me now.
So, this is your secret lair?
Which would be great if I wasn't dead.
You know what?
Exes.
So, the whole 17-year-old thing, don't tell too many people.
Don't give him the satisfaction.
No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Back off, hasbian.
My girlfriend?
Do they rock or suck?
Scott, you're in, right?
I partake not in the meat, nor the breast milk, nor the ovum.
Hey.
What
Where's Knives. Not coming tonight?
Salon, yeah. That sounds really nice.
Good evening.
Yeah, is he a pirate?
Nothing.
Only on special occasions. Why? Did you want one?
I thought you guys split up.
You really went out with this guy?
Oh, man.
I hate you. Even I would think twice about dating a 17-year-old.
This song is called I Am So Sad, I Am So Very Very Sad.
For what?
But in return, I have to issue an ultimatum.
How's it going back there?
♪ S-L-ick ♪
How about this party? You getting your drink on here?
You once were a peakon but now you will be gone
Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties.
Like a handy little laminate or something? Let me see if I have one.
Is there a difference?
Hey, lovebirds...
Mmm-hmm.
She keeps mentioning some guy named Gideon.
Oh, God! I look so… good!
Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.
Sometimes I let him do the wide shots
AFTER EVERY JIU-JITSU CLASS
me when i find out you dont like eggnog you are about to get puncheed alot like the guy in this gif.
are you waiting for the package you just ordered?
Double negative. It's tricky.
Scott Pilgrim.
♪ Yeah! Yeah! ♪
Yeah. And stuff.
It's not gonna work out.
I’m blowing up right now!
This guy, Todd.
Scott, just because Envy is back in town doesn't make it not over.
It's just nerves. Pre-show jitters.
You weren't wronged?
all the little jocks wanted me.
Your bf’s about to get f’d IN the b!
He was this pretty good skater.
I'm sorry it had to end this way.
and you all deserve each other.
Like Two Hours!
but that was so long ago now I can barely remember.
There goes our deal.
I'm allowed.
Yoo-hoo!
This is actually really good garlic bread.
your old, old boyfriend brought this all on himself.
Wallace Wallace
Not only do I want to take part
I could honestly eat it for every meal.
That's Gideon?
My name is Crash. These are the Boys.
We hated everyone. We wrecked stuff. Nobody cared.
Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.
It meant nothing?