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Ha!
You dick!
I don't care. I'm...
Didn't you say she just broke up with someone?
So, why go back?
so now might be a good time to get into it.
But we'd understand if you didn't want to take part.
I just sort of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you.
Cool. Yeah, yeah.
Scott, you know I love you.
Cool.
Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?
♪ from you ♪
Oh, my God.
Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for veganity violation,
my dating pitch
Then why would we... Oh.
Someone's lucky, then.
Wow!
That was embarrassing.
I don't want you gaying up the place.
That's for me. That's for me. That's for me.
Finished?
Sex Bob-Omb won?
Beer makes you fat
I'm 35...35.
If Gideon can't have you, no one can.
Well, it's certainly chilled here.
DOUBLE NEGATIVE
They had a huge fight, or whatever.
I have to pee.
Yeah.
Fight!
and I think that you should market your sound
I do not wanna be here at all.
Chicken isn't vegan?
All our shows are secret shows.
which means, "to flap one's mouth open and closed."
is there anyone at this party that you haven't slept with?
You know, we really should be thanking each other.
Wallace!
What?
Can I get a caramel macchiato?
Your bad is saying, "My bad."
He only likes her because she's old. She's probably, like, 25!
Actually, it might have been math.
It's over. Move on.
The only thing keeping me and her apart
Dude.
After all that?
Okay.
Hey, pal.
I've got beef. Let's do it.
Mum, I'm a meme.
She didn't mean that.
Hey, you know Pac-Man?
But it's hard.
It's just the comic book is better than the movie.
♪ Shape-shift and trick ♪ ♪ the past again ♪
You used to be so nice!
Knives Chau.
because he has so many friends.
What did you do to make your ex-boyfriend so insane?
It's called a grind, bro.
because next time, I'll be deadly serious next time.
I've never even kissed a guy.
Right. I'm not going to let her toy with me.
Yeah.
I don't mean just you.
Not that I do drugs, unless you do drugs,
I'm Neil.
amazing.
Hey! Hey!
Hey, this really burns.
I'll leave you alone forever now.
look, i’ve dabbled in being a bitch
The good news is that I'm officially loving the Sex-Bombs.
Scott!
Yeah. You're totally my bitch forever.
That was a test. You passed.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Was that not clear?
He's been cutting his own hair ever since.
You're just having some idiotic dream.
Dude, I can see in your mind's eye.
I want to fight you for me.
Me when they introduce the new Coke Zero
♪ I've got a stereo ♪
Mmm-hmm?
And two weeks later, they were sleeping together, I guess?
WE ARE HERE TO WATCH ASUKA KICK YOUR TEETH IN
Whoa, I've got no beef with you
Game over!
Jap
she 19...19
It was high school. She had freckles.
You know, in my mind's eye or whatever.
That's really the whole story?
Anyone Can Be Vegan.
Is there a prize or something?
DOUBLE STANDARD!
"Paku-paku" means "flap your mouth,"
Forgiven?
What's that from? My brain!
Her name's Knives Chau. She's Chinese.
Some sooner than others.
Yeah. Wait, what?
Mmm.
Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.
I just woke up, and you were in my dream.
Mmm-hmm.
Am I dreaming?
Young Neil, you have learned well.
He's dating a fat-ass hipster chick!
What are you doing?
I heard she has a boyfriend.
We are Sex Bob-Omb.
Go ahead and get snippy, baby! If you knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying.
YOu'll pay for this, flowers
I can't believe TCAD's coming to town. Will you take me to the show?
Yeah?
and you get bacon on the side.
We shouldn't even be here. We shouldn't even be here!
Kisses? Seven little kisses?
Fluronaaaaa!
Hate You.
Steal my boyfriend!
I think that's a really bad idea.
Go, get her.
Me? I'm what's hip.
things sort of seem a little brighter.
So, do you want to talk sometime?
Hey, where's Ramona. Is she still here?
I can feel ya, I can hear ya...
I dislike you, capisce?
She's fickle. Impulsive. Spontaneous.
One of your famous ultimatums?
And roll sound.
I'm not getting it, friend.